Thursday, April 14, 2011

I'm cumming, I'm cumming..... SIKE

Now now girls, I know we've all done this before. Why lie? We've all been in the position (literally) when a guy has asked us the typical "oh you like that baby?" and while we answer with a moan or an excited "yes yes yes!" .....




Sometimes we're really thinking "how much longer?"*yawn.* Now ladies, I'm talking about the fake orgasms we are all guilty of doing at least once in our sexual past, whether due to bad sex or just not being into it; and don't pretend you've never yelled out "I'm cumming,"  knowing it was a lie, but really wishing it was true? Don't cover your face in shame honey, you're not alone. I myself have been guilty of "faking an orgasm" but does that make me a bad person?  I know we've all been in the middle of sex, and the time to debut your acting skills get closer and closer; we start with the heavy breathing, the grasping of the sheets, the moaning, and then BAM! the finale-----> the clenching of the vaginal muscles. After that kind of performance, you should be in the same circle as Natalie Portman, Sandra Bullock, Halle Barry etc. So where is your oscar trophy?!
It's strange to hear that sometimes guys fake orgasms; now us females don't understand how thats possible since all guys want to do is get their nut off so when that is not achieved, we may start to think that the guy may have "problems" down there (YIKES!) If a man does not achieve orgasm, don't they get that awful feeling of blue balls? 
*Blue balls*:  the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should. 


Reasons why we fake orgasms:
It's just not up to par
Not sober
Partner isn't that attractive
You're just not into it
Tired from a long day
Having too much sex
No excitement 
We feel bad


Men's thoughts about the act of faking an orgasm, whether they've done it and why.
J.Q : I definitely have faked an orgasm before when the bitch was just too wack or just to get the girl to leave. I feel like girls do it (faking an orgasm) so much better then guys, but I feel like a lot of girls front and they fake cause they want to make you look stupid
J.N : I don't know, I think usually girls fake it more often than guys. I don't have a problem with it thought, sex is sex.. Now whether it's good sex that's a different story. And no I never faked it.
J.G : I never have but if you're faking and orgasm, you need to find another sex partner that knows how to give it to you good. Also if your partner isn't making you cum, it's just going to lead you to cheat. I don't care what anyone says, sex is important!
D.C : I've never faked a nut and I feel like girls shouldn't either. If you're having sex with a guy, you should trust them enough to tell them the truth about faking the orgasm.
H.E :A fake orgasm is a turnoff from the start, I mean it's not hard to tell when a girl is having a fake orgasm. I don't think it is possible for a guy to fake an orgasm.
C.B : I've faked it before cause I was just having sex sex sex and she wanted more, so I wasn't going to nut for 45 minutes. 
J.S : I don't fake orgasms, I never have, that's kind of impossible.

Women's thoughts about the act of faking an orgasm, whether they've done it and why.
M.R : Yes i've done it, there were several reasons. One, cause the sex was wack and wanted him to hurry up. Two, cause no matter what he did he couldn't get me to that point and I felt bad so I faked it. I don't think that a woman should feel they have to fake it, but damn men make us fake it.
K.B : I've done it because they're putting in so much work I don't want them to feel like their failing. I just think of the quote "faking and orgasm is better than having any at all cause your not the only person in the room." 
L.S : If you have to fake an orgasm, you should not be having sex. Yes, i've had some bad sex, I did it cause I felt bad, I did it to satisfy him. I was having a stressful day that day.
M.R : Yeah, I've faked plenty of orgasms. I did it because it was really good, but it did not get me to that certain point so instead of making the guy feel bad, I just faked it. Sometimes you just have to do it.






Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.


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