Big balls and hair=fail.

Big balls? What a turnoff. If you have big balls, you may just want to close this entry before your feelings get hurt. 

No girl likes seeing a pair of balls that make your dick look like the size of a pez dispenser, it's not attractive and it gets in the way. When a girl cups a guys testicles, they should fit perfectly in their hands without bulging or overflowing out their hands, it's gross and creepy. Don't get me wrong though, it's not okay to have balls the size of peas. I know girls who have had sex with guys with gigantic balls that would hit their ass during doggie or tap their lower region as the guy is thrusting; this is not fun for us girls, it's annoying and it's a bit awkward.  I know you can't help the size and what not, but seriously it is really detrimental to the whole act of sex. Balls are supposed to be strangely cute and proportional with the penis, but for some it seems that they were just cursed. Another thing is if your balls are really goddamn hairy, PLEASE keep your boxers or briefs or whatever on during sex. It's one thing if you have gigantic balls, but it's just a major fail if you have hairy ones as well.

If girls have to keep themselves waxed, trimmed, shaved or whatever I feel like boys should do the same. I'm not saying guys should go out and get their balls waxed, but please trim. No girl wants to give a guy head, when he has a bush and you can barely see their dick and hair in the mouth is a huge NO NO. It's not hard to keep your area clean down there, just take a pair of clippers and trim a little; if girls have to go through pain and wax, then guys should have some decency to do a little cleanup job. I can understand if you have unexpected sex, but if you know ahead of time, why is it so hard to just clean yourself up? I'm sure there are girls who likes a bush, just like there are guys who like bushes;  but a majority would like a nicely trimmed area.