Devil in plain clothes.

Boys cheat and Girls Manipulate  

Can we really categorize all genders into such broad categories? Girl's do the funniest things when they are in love, which can come across as crazy for some men. Girls love to test their partners patience, their intelligence, and their ability to please. We never want to be wrong, so fellas whenever you get into a fight with a girl, just tell them they're right; you can't lose.  When a girl says "I'm fine" it does not mean she's fine, it means the complete opposite; sometimes boys forget that and let it go which of course causes the girl to get even more angrier. If a girl tells you once, you may want to get to it or else they will start nagging till your ears bleed. 

 Girls stop talking in code! Boys are not psychic, if you want something tell them.

How many times have you sat at home going insane because your partner said they'll call but didn't? Or made thought out plans, only for them to forget? Or something so simple as forgetting your birthday or anniversary (not the bullshit monthly anniversary, I'm talking about the 6 month or yearly anniversary)? We've all done it before, whether you're the only gentleman left in the world or a heartbreaker.

Yes girls are VERY emotional, sometimes girls should be ashamed of their actions. We have to wonder, what made us this way? Why can't we just let things go? and do we really need a man's opinion to be satisfied with ourselves? When did the female population become so dependent on a man's opinion? It's okay to not cake your face with a pound of makeup; it's okay to not spend hours doing your hair; it's okay to not wear ridiculously tight clothes; and it's okay to be yourself.  Girls have begun to demoralize themselves to get the attention of a man, who'll only use them then leave them. 

 I can understand when a guy says girls are crazy because I know a few of them, and honestly I've done some outrageous things. I know girls are guilty of calling at least 20 times back to back if their partner doesn't pick up on the first ring. Girl's have creeped in their partners phone, reading their texts, their emails, hacking into their Facebook, or even erasing girl's numbers from their phones. God forbid a girl finds anything, their partner better be ready to face the devil in the flesh.

Females are known to pick fights about everything, even the most miniscule things such as how the guy eats or not being able to pick a place to eat. Another thing girls don't understand is how important sports is to a man, so when they are watching sports just sit their quietly and don't EVER say "it's just a game" because to them its life or death.

But enough exposing girls faults, boys have some major faults of their own. Boys are known to only care about their clothes, cars, or VIDEO GAMES; is Black Opps going to have sex with you? Is Kobe Bryant going to come through the screen and hang out with you? Do those imaginary guns make you feel like a man? Don't say you'll call and then don't because girls do really wait on that phone call. Be respectful; chivalry can still exist, as long as someone still holds doors for a girl or brings them flowers just because its a wednesday. Guys don't know how to stay faithful anymore, it's all about how many girls they can bring home or how many girls they "bag," its shameful. And it is NOT okay to have sex with smuts, it is not cool.

Now enough bashing on the male and female population, everyone go out and fornicate ;]

I never said there was anything wrong in having a little fun, summer is right around the corner; how can I not condone some fun?