Monday, July 11, 2011

just ranting.

1. When did it become okay for girls to waste their time in meaningless relationships?
2. If you died tomorrow, would you be okay with not telling the person you love how you feel?
3. Who's a virgin nowadays?
4. Prostitots?!
5. Is it so hard to call just once? or a quick hey text?
6. Does putting a girl last make you feel better?
7. Lust vs. Love? Do you give or take?
8. Don't ever let words of affection go unsaid.
9. Open your eyes! Hello!
10. Why is it that girls can't handle criticism, yet they're the first to criticize.
11. Insomnia is a fucken bitch.
12. Forehead kisses are pretty fucken amazing.
13. Go deep!
14. Dance wherever you are, who the fuck cares if you look crazy!
15. Don't make silly mistakes in the present cause you fucked up in the past.
16. There's a reason why they're your ex.
17. Pictures of baby animals will make anyone smile.
18. Cuddling
19. Big spoon vs. Little spoon.
20. Never let her cry alone.

Usually I don't do this, but recently I've had a lot on my mind; stressed would be the right word. I can say one thing I've been happier, but to the point that I'm scared because things change so quickly. You want to know what really pisses me off? Well let me tell you, I HATE when a man can't respond back; I understand you're busy or whatever, but a simple hey will suffice. Stop trying to make excuses for something so simple! It really doesn't take much to please a girl, hello! she gives you signals all the time, but guys are just too stupid to see them. If you're in a relationship and your man has no time for you whatsoever, why are you with him? Do you like having the title so much that you'll sacrifice your own happiness for a "man"? Oh and you're too good to get jealous? Don't you get it? Jealousy to girls means a guy actually cares about them. Just because you show a little affection doesn't mean anything, it's about communication and trust. Girls hope for so much, but we just set ourselves up for disappointment. I understand some guys are just not good in the romance department, but at least make an effort. I truly abhor a man who says he's not a relationship guy or that he's given up on relationships because every girl is different, just because you're ex hurt you doesn't mean the next girl will do the same. Guys are such pussies, they can't handle anything especially when it involves a girl; thats probably why they say girl's are too complicated to hide the fact that they really aren't as manly as they say they are. A man is willing to give up everything he has with his girl, just for a quickie with a some girl whose name you don't even know? That really boggles my mind. How can you look her in the eyes and say you love her, then go stick your dick in a girl who means nothing to you? Is it really worth it? Just for once, think before you speak and don't let her go if she makes you happy.

A girl should always be happy, not exceedingly and annoying happy, but content with what her life is like at any given moment cause life is too fucken short for nonsense and drama. Who cares if your shoes don't match your shirt? Who cares if some girl called you a whore? Cause it takes one to know one. Who the fuck cares if you don't wear make up? Natural beauty is everything, caking on pounds of makeup is not sexy. Girls, don't ever be ashamed to admit that he hurt you cause we've all been there before; admit the pain, and begin to heal. Don't ever think you're not good enough cause you'll end up settling for something less than what you truly deserve. Most of the time, your friends are right; don't ignore what they say, for once just listen. A friend should not judge nor repeat what they heard; they should be there no matter the situation. A true friend does not ever leave your life, they will never bad mouth you even when angry, they will never bring you down, but instead they will be your greatest cheerleaders.

What is up with all these social networks and the drama they cause? Really, you're angry cause you think someone wrote a subliminal tweet about you, so you spend all day subliminally tweeting back to them? Oh you saw a picture of your friend hanging out with someone you don't like, so you can't be friends with them? Social networks are going to destroy human relationships; it's going to prevent people from trusting each other. Stop with the subliminal messages, just say what you need to say and stop hiding behind a computer screen. Just because they wrote it, does not mean it is about you, unless you did really do something and it's your guilty conscious.Oh and facebook now has a page called "exposing smuts" wow really? I'm pretty sure you weren't calling those girls smuts when you were begging them for sexy pictures; You mad cause she doesn't want you anymore? I'm pretty sure the same guys putting up the pictures of these "smuts" are the same  ones sitting in front of their computers jerking off.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Click Click.

The dream of ways to see you, I could close my eyes to dream. Fantasize about this with you, but the way is never seen, so take a dirty picture for me.


Nowadays with all these camera phones, it's easier to please a man. It can start with a simple picture of your face, then your upper body, then the full frontal. Some take it to the extreme and take pornographic pictures, but that's okay because its about spicing up the relationship. I know there are plenty of girls who send naked pictures of themselves to random guys hoping for attention, that's when things go a little too far; it just means you have no respect for yourself. Sending an occasional sexy picture is always a great idea, it helps your partner crave your body on top of his and he can see what he's coming home to. I'm sure 90% of guys have asked their significant other to send them a sexy picture, especially when it's late at night and he's all alone; what a perfect time to pull out that camera and click away. When I say a sexy picture, I'm not talking about girls doing a spread eagle while fingering themselves, I'm talking about maybe a full frontal with you blowing kisses; if done in a tasteful manner, pictures can be a great source of entertainment between couples.

Pictures are great, but if you want to be even more adventurous, pull out that video camera. Filming your sex life can be a great way to add some excitement in your relationship. When filming, it's like you're in a different world, you can get out of your comfort zone and try things that you've always wanted to do. When that little red light comes on, it means for you to play into the role of a naughty school girl, or a sexy librarian, or the submissive housewife. A great thing about recording ones sex life, you're able to watch it over and over and find ways to improve on different moves and really see what you look like during sex. Video taping sex is also very risky, especially if there's a bad breakup or it gets stolen, but sometimes you just have to overlook it and like Nike says "Just do it." Live without fear cause you only live life once, there are no re-dos, so have fun and experiment, it never hurts to just try.