Rough sex. Say no more.

No girl wants to have sappy sex, I don't give a fuck if you're a "good" girl or the most open bitch. Every girl is a fan of rough sex, the type of sex that makes your toes curl every time you think about it. I bet you have a smirk on your face just thinking about the best sex you've ever had, the kind that you can never get enough of. The best sex, is always rough sex; no rules or small talk, get down to business and let go of all inhibitions. No matter what any girl says, they enjoy getting their hair pulled, getting their ass smacked and the raking of the nails down their partners back. I shudder to think that people actually want to "make love" which, to me consists of a man gently caressing the girls face, holding hands, gazing into each others eyes, whispering sweet nothings in their ear, cumming rainbows and butterflies... FUCK THAT, you know damn well that is not what you want. Women are independent, we control our own lives, so when it comes to the bedroom, we want someone else to take control and be in charge, I'm not saying ALL girls are women and I'm not saying ALL women are independent, but the majority that are don't want a man who can't handle his own in the sheets. Women are freaks, just as much as men are; the difference is that women prefer to keep their thoughts to themselves and save it for the right time to keep a man interested. Rough sex is the best kind because it gives you a sense of power, the sense of being able to take control of someone else's body and releasing all your frustrations and anxieties. Don't get me wrong, I'm not condoning physical abuse, I just think that it's important to have some fun during such a sensual act; stop being uptight and break rules. I'm sure every girl who has had sex has had that mind blowing sex, that made their bed and walls shake; the kind of sex that make your legs shake, the kind that make it hard for you to walk after, or when all you want to do is just light up a cigarette and savor the moment. Guys please understand that girls can handle a lot of things, and dick is just part of the list.

I'm not saying there aren't any emotions during sex nor am I saying that sex shouldn't be romantic. Sex is a very personal action for most girls, it makes us emotionally and physically more attached to our partner, which can leave us vulnerable to heartbreak. Women and men are different when it comes to the act of having sex; the guy just wants to get in and out, while the girl wants a connection. To girls, sex changes everything and it makes us crazy, sometimes we become a completely different, which can turn a man off. We get too attached and forget who we were before the initial penetration. Men are different, they have sex then they get bored and go creeping for the next prey. They treat sex as a game, and each girl they have sex with is a trophy or a medal depending how it was. There are those girls who don't catch feelings and have the mentality of a man; it prevents them from getting hurt, but of course due to the double standard, those girls would be called sluts. (Oh the double standard) Sex, oh how those three letters affect a person so much. It's time for tables to turn, scripts to get flipped and for guys to get familiar with being used as well.

Big balls and hair=fail.

Big balls? What a turnoff. If you have big balls, you may just want to close this entry before your feelings get hurt. 

No girl likes seeing a pair of balls that make your dick look like the size of a pez dispenser, it's not attractive and it gets in the way. When a girl cups a guys testicles, they should fit perfectly in their hands without bulging or overflowing out their hands, it's gross and creepy. Don't get me wrong though, it's not okay to have balls the size of peas. I know girls who have had sex with guys with gigantic balls that would hit their ass during doggie or tap their lower region as the guy is thrusting; this is not fun for us girls, it's annoying and it's a bit awkward.  I know you can't help the size and what not, but seriously it is really detrimental to the whole act of sex. Balls are supposed to be strangely cute and proportional with the penis, but for some it seems that they were just cursed. Another thing is if your balls are really goddamn hairy, PLEASE keep your boxers or briefs or whatever on during sex. It's one thing if you have gigantic balls, but it's just a major fail if you have hairy ones as well.

If girls have to keep themselves waxed, trimmed, shaved or whatever I feel like boys should do the same. I'm not saying guys should go out and get their balls waxed, but please trim. No girl wants to give a guy head, when he has a bush and you can barely see their dick and hair in the mouth is a huge NO NO. It's not hard to keep your area clean down there, just take a pair of clippers and trim a little; if girls have to go through pain and wax, then guys should have some decency to do a little cleanup job. I can understand if you have unexpected sex, but if you know ahead of time, why is it so hard to just clean yourself up? I'm sure there are girls who likes a bush, just like there are guys who like bushes;  but a majority would like a nicely trimmed area.

Size Vs. Motion?

"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean," 

Whoever said that first must've been having sex with someone who has a small dick and didn't want to offend them. I'm sorry, no one likes to have sex with a man who is not well endowed, if you think otherwise then maybe it's time for you to strive for bigger things. Yes, it is very important for the stroke to be on point, but if you can't feel it then the motion is worthless. I'm not saying that having a big dick is enough, but it's important that you have the size to back up your stroke, like Ice Cube says "you can do it, just put your back into it." When I say your stroke needs to be on point, it doesn't mean in, out, in, out, nut, pull out then lay back; I'm talking about the clockwise and counterclockwise motion of your hips, working the angles, and hitting all the right spots.

Personally speaking, someone who is not well endowed is really disappointing especially when you've been looking forward to doing the nasty or whatever slang term there is for sex. Another thing that really pisses me off is when guys hype up their so called "package" especially when they have nothing to show for it. People sometimes say sex isn't everything, and those people are the ones sitting at home watching porn or hitting on every single person they see. Ladies, how many times did you get involved with a guy who said things like "I'll be the best you've ever had," "I can make any girl cum," "I got that dope dick," and many more. Stop with your lines and just show us what you got, we don't want to hear all that nonsense; the silent ones are always the best ones. Leave the talking to your man downstairs who can get the job done. 

Team Big Dick. 

Can I get a moan please?

A simple moan will suffice; people keep that in mind when you're doing the deed please. What person wants to have sex with a person who doesn't make any noise in bed, I'm not saying you need to start howling or yelling on top of your lungs, but a simple moan or repeating your partners name will do. When you enjoy something, don't you want to let people know? What is so different in the bedroom? If you like the way your partner is thrusting, wrap your legs around them and say their name to let them know you want more; it can't hurt, it'll actually make the moment even more pleasurable for both people involved. Being silent during sex, is like having sex with a dildo; it gets the job done and doesn't say a word. I know guys don't want to be "gay" and start moaning in front of the girl, but a grunt or a oh yeah or maybe just pulling your partner in deeper is good enough; let them know you're enjoying it because it's a little offensive to the person your having sex with.

I personally do not want to have sex with a guy who does not say a word because then the whole deed becomes awkward and boring, but I don't like a man who can't shut the fuck up, so be careful how you approach dirty talk. Dirty talk is not against the law, don't be scared to ask for what you want and if they're hitting the spot let them know!  When has honesty been such a taboo? If you don't like what your partners doing, shift your body or tell them to do something else; there is nothing worse than having BAD sex. Girls tend to need or want validation, so when they see that the man is enjoying himself so much that he can't even suppress a moan, its gratifying and makes us want to have sex with you as much as possible. No one wants to hear only themselves while having sex, it makes them feel self conscious and also sex is not a one man job (figuratively). 

Sex should be about mutual attraction (excluding the times you're not sober) and it should be passionate. It's not all about how hard you can bang out the chick or how many condoms you can go through (if you are using one), it's about the way you work those hips, make it known that you're enjoying the experience. Men don't be ashamed to make some noise in the bedroom, spice shit up cause it's fucken sexy.

Devil in plain clothes.

Boys cheat and Girls Manipulate  

Can we really categorize all genders into such broad categories? Girl's do the funniest things when they are in love, which can come across as crazy for some men. Girls love to test their partners patience, their intelligence, and their ability to please. We never want to be wrong, so fellas whenever you get into a fight with a girl, just tell them they're right; you can't lose.  When a girl says "I'm fine" it does not mean she's fine, it means the complete opposite; sometimes boys forget that and let it go which of course causes the girl to get even more angrier. If a girl tells you once, you may want to get to it or else they will start nagging till your ears bleed. 

 Girls stop talking in code! Boys are not psychic, if you want something tell them.

How many times have you sat at home going insane because your partner said they'll call but didn't? Or made thought out plans, only for them to forget? Or something so simple as forgetting your birthday or anniversary (not the bullshit monthly anniversary, I'm talking about the 6 month or yearly anniversary)? We've all done it before, whether you're the only gentleman left in the world or a heartbreaker.

Yes girls are VERY emotional, sometimes girls should be ashamed of their actions. We have to wonder, what made us this way? Why can't we just let things go? and do we really need a man's opinion to be satisfied with ourselves? When did the female population become so dependent on a man's opinion? It's okay to not cake your face with a pound of makeup; it's okay to not spend hours doing your hair; it's okay to not wear ridiculously tight clothes; and it's okay to be yourself.  Girls have begun to demoralize themselves to get the attention of a man, who'll only use them then leave them. 

 I can understand when a guy says girls are crazy because I know a few of them, and honestly I've done some outrageous things. I know girls are guilty of calling at least 20 times back to back if their partner doesn't pick up on the first ring. Girl's have creeped in their partners phone, reading their texts, their emails, hacking into their Facebook, or even erasing girl's numbers from their phones. God forbid a girl finds anything, their partner better be ready to face the devil in the flesh.

Females are known to pick fights about everything, even the most miniscule things such as how the guy eats or not being able to pick a place to eat. Another thing girls don't understand is how important sports is to a man, so when they are watching sports just sit their quietly and don't EVER say "it's just a game" because to them its life or death.

But enough exposing girls faults, boys have some major faults of their own. Boys are known to only care about their clothes, cars, or VIDEO GAMES; is Black Opps going to have sex with you? Is Kobe Bryant going to come through the screen and hang out with you? Do those imaginary guns make you feel like a man? Don't say you'll call and then don't because girls do really wait on that phone call. Be respectful; chivalry can still exist, as long as someone still holds doors for a girl or brings them flowers just because its a wednesday. Guys don't know how to stay faithful anymore, it's all about how many girls they can bring home or how many girls they "bag," its shameful. And it is NOT okay to have sex with smuts, it is not cool.

Now enough bashing on the male and female population, everyone go out and fornicate ;]

I never said there was anything wrong in having a little fun, summer is right around the corner; how can I not condone some fun?

I'm cumming, I'm cumming..... SIKE

Now now girls, I know we've all done this before. Why lie? We've all been in the position (literally) when a guy has asked us the typical "oh you like that baby?" and while we answer with a moan or an excited "yes yes yes!" .....

Sometimes we're really thinking "how much longer?"*yawn.* Now ladies, I'm talking about the fake orgasms we are all guilty of doing at least once in our sexual past, whether due to bad sex or just not being into it; and don't pretend you've never yelled out "I'm cumming,"  knowing it was a lie, but really wishing it was true? Don't cover your face in shame honey, you're not alone. I myself have been guilty of "faking an orgasm" but does that make me a bad person?  I know we've all been in the middle of sex, and the time to debut your acting skills get closer and closer; we start with the heavy breathing, the grasping of the sheets, the moaning, and then BAM! the finale-----> the clenching of the vaginal muscles. After that kind of performance, you should be in the same circle as Natalie Portman, Sandra Bullock, Halle Barry etc. So where is your oscar trophy?!
It's strange to hear that sometimes guys fake orgasms; now us females don't understand how thats possible since all guys want to do is get their nut off so when that is not achieved, we may start to think that the guy may have "problems" down there (YIKES!) If a man does not achieve orgasm, don't they get that awful feeling of blue balls? 
*Blue balls*:  the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should. 

Reasons why we fake orgasms:

It's just not up to par

Not sober

Partner isn't that attractive

You're just not into it

Tired from a long day

Having too much sex

No excitement 

We feel bad

Men's thoughts about the act of faking an orgasm, whether they've done it and why.

J.Q : I definitely have faked an orgasm before when the bitch was just too wack or just to get the girl to leave. I feel like girls do it (faking an orgasm) so much better then guys, but I feel like a lot of girls front and they fake cause they want to make you look stupid

J.N : I don't know, I think usually girls fake it more often than guys. I don't have a problem with it thought, sex is sex.. Now whether it's good sex that's a different story. And no I never faked it.

J.G : I never have but if you're faking and orgasm, you need to find another sex partner that knows how to give it to you good. Also if your partner isn't making you cum, it's just going to lead you to cheat. I don't care what anyone says, sex is important!

D.C : I've never faked a nut and I feel like girls shouldn't either. If you're having sex with a guy, you should trust them enough to tell them the truth about faking the orgasm.

H.E :A fake orgasm is a turnoff from the start, I mean it's not hard to tell when a girl is having a fake orgasm. I don't think it is possible for a guy to fake an orgasm.

C.B : I've faked it before cause I was just having sex sex sex and she wanted more, so I wasn't going to nut for 45 minutes. 

J.S : I don't fake orgasms, I never have, that's kind of impossible.

Women's thoughts about the act of faking an orgasm, whether they've done it and why.

M.R : Yes i've done it, there were several reasons. One, cause the sex was wack and wanted him to hurry up. Two, cause no matter what he did he couldn't get me to that point and I felt bad so I faked it. I don't think that a woman should feel they have to fake it, but damn men make us fake it.

K.B : I've done it because they're putting in so much work I don't want them to feel like their failing. I just think of the quote "faking and orgasm is better than having any at all cause your not the only person in the room." 

L.S : If you have to fake an orgasm, you should not be having sex. Yes, i've had some bad sex, I did it cause I felt bad, I did it to satisfy him. I was having a stressful day that day.

M.R : Yeah, I've faked plenty of orgasms. I did it because it was really good, but it did not get me to that certain point so instead of making the guy feel bad, I just faked it. Sometimes you just have to do it.

Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.

Sex please?

How can one decide what their favorite part about sex is? All of it is great. Yet there are certain  key points during this intimate moment that arouses men and women to the point of no return; pun intended. Men these days are all about bettering themselves, yet it seems things are different in the beduior. No matter how much a man says "fuck bitches" "bitches ain't shit" "girls are all whores" they still make the girl the first priority when it comes to sex. Whether your having a one night stand, "making love", or just doing it recreationally; we just cant get enough of the act of having sex.

Some opinions from the public on their favorite part: 

J.D (male) : "Making a girl cum, seeing her get excited makes me want to fuck harder, be more aggressive."

J.S (male) : "Finishing. Knowing the other person is enjoying it."

K.P (female) : "Hearing her moan, her face, her grabbing me."

K.L (male) : "Feeling victorious like I conquered something. Making her feel good."

M.R (female) : "The closeness that you feel with the person. Cumming."

J.T (male) : " I gotta say being able to see and know that the girl is enjoying it, the more she enjoys it the crazier everything gets and more intense."
M.K (male) : "When your partner climaxes/orgasms, or the initial penetration."
B.S (male): "The feeling afterwards. Like when you have intense sex that shit is great. That stress free feeling you get."
D.T (female) : "I like that it can be whatever you want; fun, wild, sweet, passionate, stress reliever, time killer. Whatever the hell mood your in, it can suit your needs, you can do it whenever and it's always awesome. There's too many things to narrow it down."
K.M (female) : "Foreplay, initial insertion, and climax."
F.H (female) : "At the very beginning when you don't even know what you're doing. You just know you want that person and your mind and body is set on that."

When you know it is mind blowing sex, all you can really say is "Can I have some more please?"

Sex is not the answer, sex is the question and "yes" is the answer.