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just ranting.

1. When did it become okay for girls to waste their time in meaningless relationships?
2. If you died tomorrow, would you be okay with not telling the person you love how you feel?
3. Who's a virgin nowadays?
4. Prostitots?!
5. Is it so hard to call just once? or a quick hey text?
6. Does putting a girl last make you feel better?
7. Lust vs. Love? Do you give or take?
8. Don't ever let words of affection go unsaid.
9. Open your eyes! Hello!
10. Why is it that girls can't handle criticism, yet they're the first to criticize.
11. Insomnia is a fucken bitch.
12. Forehead kisses are pretty fucken amazing.
13. Go deep!
14. Dance wherever you are, who the fuck cares if you look crazy!
15. Don't make silly mistakes in the present cause you fucked up in the past.
16. There's a reason why they're your ex.
17. Pictures of baby animals will make anyone smile.
18. Cuddling
19. Big spoon vs. Little spoon.
20. Never let her cry alone.

Usually I don't do this, but recently I've had a lot on my mind; stressed would be the right word. I can say one thing I've been happier, but to the point that I'm scared because things change so quickly. You want to know what really pisses me off? Well let me tell you, I HATE when a man can't respond back; I understand you're busy or whatever, but a simple hey will suffice. Stop trying to make excuses for something so simple! It really doesn't take much to please a girl, hello! she gives you signals all the time, but guys are just too stupid to see them. If you're in a relationship and your man has no time for you whatsoever, why are you with him? Do you like having the title so much that you'll sacrifice your own happiness for a "man"? Oh and you're too good to get jealous? Don't you get it? Jealousy to girls means a guy actually cares about them. Just because you show a little affection doesn't mean anything, it's about communication and trust. Girls hope for so much, but we just set ourselves up for disappointment. I understand some guys are just not good in the romance department, but at least make an effort. I truly abhor a man who says he's not a relationship guy or that he's given up on relationships because every girl is different, just because you're ex hurt you doesn't mean the next girl will do the same. Guys are such pussies, they can't handle anything especially when it involves a girl; thats probably why they say girl's are too complicated to hide the fact that they really aren't as manly as they say they are. A man is willing to give up everything he has with his girl, just for a quickie with a some girl whose name you don't even know? That really boggles my mind. How can you look her in the eyes and say you love her, then go stick your dick in a girl who means nothing to you? Is it really worth it? Just for once, think before you speak and don't let her go if she makes you happy.

A girl should always be happy, not exceedingly and annoying happy, but content with what her life is like at any given moment cause life is too fucken short for nonsense and drama. Who cares if your shoes don't match your shirt? Who cares if some girl called you a whore? Cause it takes one to know one. Who the fuck cares if you don't wear make up? Natural beauty is everything, caking on pounds of makeup is not sexy. Girls, don't ever be ashamed to admit that he hurt you cause we've all been there before; admit the pain, and begin to heal. Don't ever think you're not good enough cause you'll end up settling for something less than what you truly deserve. Most of the time, your friends are right; don't ignore what they say, for once just listen. A friend should not judge nor repeat what they heard; they should be there no matter the situation. A true friend does not ever leave your life, they will never bad mouth you even when angry, they will never bring you down, but instead they will be your greatest cheerleaders.

What is up with all these social networks and the drama they cause? Really, you're angry cause you think someone wrote a subliminal tweet about you, so you spend all day subliminally tweeting back to them? Oh you saw a picture of your friend hanging out with someone you don't like, so you can't be friends with them? Social networks are going to destroy human relationships; it's going to prevent people from trusting each other. Stop with the subliminal messages, just say what you need to say and stop hiding behind a computer screen. Just because they wrote it, does not mean it is about you, unless you did really do something and it's your guilty conscious.Oh and facebook now has a page called "exposing smuts" wow really? I'm pretty sure you weren't calling those girls smuts when you were begging them for sexy pictures; You mad cause she doesn't want you anymore? I'm pretty sure the same guys putting up the pictures of these "smuts" are the same  ones sitting in front of their computers jerking off.

Click Click.

The dream of ways to see you, I could close my eyes to dream. Fantasize about this with you, but the way is never seen, so take a dirty picture for me.

Nowadays with all these camera phones, it's easier to please a man. It can start with a simple picture of your face, then your upper body, then the full frontal. Some take it to the extreme and take pornographic pictures, but that's okay because its about spicing up the relationship. I know there are plenty of girls who send naked pictures of themselves to random guys hoping for attention, that's when things go a little too far; it just means you have no respect for yourself. Sending an occasional sexy picture is always a great idea, it helps your partner crave your body on top of his and he can see what he's coming home to. I'm sure 90% of guys have asked their significant other to send them a sexy picture, especially when it's late at night and he's all alone; what a perfect time to pull out that camera and click away. When I say a sexy picture, I'm not talking about girls doing a spread eagle while fingering themselves, I'm talking about maybe a full frontal with you blowing kisses; if done in a tasteful manner, pictures can be a great source of entertainment between couples.

Pictures are great, but if you want to be even more adventurous, pull out that video camera. Filming your sex life can be a great way to add some excitement in your relationship. When filming, it's like you're in a different world, you can get out of your comfort zone and try things that you've always wanted to do. When that little red light comes on, it means for you to play into the role of a naughty school girl, or a sexy librarian, or the submissive housewife. A great thing about recording ones sex life, you're able to watch it over and over and find ways to improve on different moves and really see what you look like during sex. Video taping sex is also very risky, especially if there's a bad breakup or it gets stolen, but sometimes you just have to overlook it and like Nike says "Just do it." Live without fear cause you only live life once, there are no re-dos, so have fun and experiment, it never hurts to just try.

Can I hit in the morning?

Sun rising while you moanin. 

We all know about the "morning wood" that guys get when they wake up, but people never really take advantage of it when they're sleeping with someone. The morning is the best time to have sex, you're energized and it'll have you smiling throughout the day. Before you hop into the shower to start your day, take a few minutes and take advantage of the flagpole in your man's boxers, it's ready to go and trust me it's worth the time. When you have good morning sex, you think about it all day, the flashes of intense pleasure makes you randomly smile, which may or may not be a good thing; but who the fuck cares? You'll have chills just thinking about the moment when he goes in deep or when he's making you scream. The morning is the best time to have sex because you're stress free, you're relaxed, so you can enjoy the sensations even more. Now that it's summertime, morning sex is great for exercise cause you end up sweating profusely cause of the weather. Girls who don't like to work out or do any kind of physical activity, I suggest you have a lot of sex this summer cause sex is the easiest form of exercise and it'll help you keep your bathing suit body. Ladies, your man probably has such a strong hard on in the morning that he can pole vault outta bed, imagine what he could for you; the stroke would be out of the world!

With the warm weather, don't be afraid to try new places outside; it is risky, but who doesn't like some danger in their lives? Having sex outside is so liberating, and the experience of being surrounded by nature is a huge plus while you're doing the deed especially during the sunrise/sunset or under the stars. Guys need to understand they need to put in work, its not just a one two pump and you're done; take your time, explore her body, time is not important, so don't think and just do. If you do have sex outside, the best time is during the sun rise, it's almost as if your intertwined bodies are waking up the world and if you have a view of the sunrise, it's breathe taking. So go out, make this summer memorable and enjoy the fucken weather!

Giddy up cowgirl

"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere."

Girls ride mechanical bulls hoping to stay on for more than 5 seconds, but as you watch how their body sways with the bull; you can't help but wonder how that would feel if instead of a bull she was riding, it was you. Sometimes, us girls need to take the initiative and take control because we're the only ones who know what we want. It gives us the chance to torture and tease our men even more then we do outside the bedroom. Being on top can sometimes be stressful for girls because we tend to over-think our motions and are too stiff; just relax and ride. Many girls don't like being on top because we like our men to be in control, but sometimes you have to compromise and let him lay on his back and have him grip your body as you ride him. Being on top for a girl is definitely worth it because the penetration is deeper, and you control when your man is going to cum. What girl doesn't like to be in charge?

Girls, if you want to have really great sex, you need to do your kegels! It is the tightening of the vaginal muscles, and it is useful during sex. When he enters, you can tighten your vaginal muscle and when he pulls out, you can release. Switch it up and it'll be a new experience for your man; also he'll enjoy the tightness of your vagina. If you don't know how to do a kegel, well it's easy. Have you ever had to pee and you have to hold it in? well it's exactly like that, but you hold that feeling for 5 seconds then release, but make sure you don't have to use the bathroom cause that'll just be a disastrous experience. What man wants a loose vagina? It just makes you look bad, and the sex even worse. It's the summer time, you're going to have multiple partners, so why not practice? By the end of the summer, maybe you'll become a sex goddess!

Love? Does it really exist?

We spend most of our life going crazy trying to find that one person who fits into our life. We go through partners and relationships hoping that the next person will be one to stay with you forever, but is there really that "one" person out there? Girls are more likely to go crazy then men are, we live our lives hoping to find the prince charming that'll sweep us off our feet and give us the fairy tale ending we all grew up reading. We (girls) put so much pressure on guys to change into the perfect gentlemen, the kind of guy who can support them and be their stable rock. Yet there are many guys who don't want to conform into this prince charming, they're all about getting money and fucken bitches. Yes thats fun and all, but in time they will have to settle down and make something of themselves, I know its scary but you cant possibly think that life is all about drinking, smoking, having sex with multiple partners, and only caring about yourself. Girls want the big wedding, with the even bigger ring, or the grand wedding dress that'll make other girls turn green with envy. We set such high standards which is good, yet it makes it hard for them to find someone who they can be compatible with. Relationships are not meant to be about the perfect guy, its about growing together and figuring out each others faults and overcoming obstacles together. Relationships are about growing and falling in love with each other everyday. This may sound all mushy and too lovey dovey, but it's true. I personally think that there is one person who was born to be with you, but there are others who can take his place and do the job as your soulmate.
Marriage is an expensive piece of paper, but it's a commitment that seems to terrify the whole male race. Its about raising a family and having a life companion. Can we say that this is easy? Hell no it's not easy, if it was everyone would be in a happy marriage with the one they love. I feel like people try and look for this person, but looking will only just get us someone who isnt worth our time. Sending out positive vibes will get us postive outcomes in return. My friend always used to tell me to stop looking and just let it come to me, and I strongly believe that is true because whenever I wasn't looking, an amazing guy would come along and sweep me off my feet. Currently I am single, and I love it except there are days when I want a companion, but it's the thought of heartbreak that always stops me from pursuing anything furthur. I also enjoy my freedom as an independant girl who is not defined by a relationship. Pushing boundaries is what I'm good at, I like to see what guys are made of. Double standards do not exist to me
I watch girls go through tons of heartbreak, they deal with their significant other cheating yet they just turn the other way hoping things will change. Girls lets stop holding onto something thats not going to work out, just walk away cause believe me, there are good guys out there. I know guys don't want to be compared to others, so stop judging them before you get to know them. No one likes to be judged and perceived as something they're not. Stop making believe your relationship is amazing when it's not, cause the more you ignore it, the worse it is going to get. Pull yourself away before things get really out of hand. There comes a time when you have to call it quits, when a line is crossed and your own self respect should help you walk away. I know it's hard to let go of something that means a lot to you, but the heartbreak from a bad break up is worse. Its better to be single than having to deal with bullshit; being single is not so bad, it's a time for you to learn what you want and what you deserve. Being single is not the end of the world, you learn to love yourself again and gain your independence again, how is that so bad? Girls, don't be scared to let go, you only get one chance at life, so don't let a boy hold you down.

Making up is the best part.

Everyone fights in relationships, it's supposedly what makes you stronger as a  couple when you can overcome obstacles together. Many times the fights are about nothing, like how messy your mans room is or how he didn't get you the right brand of tampons. When couples fight, usually the anger that they have comes out and is very detrimental to the success of the relationship. I say instead of yelling and bickering, just go straight to the make up sex; no ifs ands or buts. Take out all that anger and frustration in the bedroom where there are no rules except no violence unless of the course the girl is down for that kind of thing. How many times have girls picked fights for no reason, and the only thing you can do is just think about how good the make up sex is going to be? I know lots of girls pick fights just for the makeup sex including myself. We'll put you down, say some ruthless things, tell you how your wack in bed, and how you can get better if he doesn't do the job; while these things are being said, women want to see how you'll react and usually guys get the hint, but for those who don't, just go up to her and bend her over the closest stable object you see and let loose. 

We can't pick and choose our fights, but we can make the fighting worth it. I'm not saying for you to go and fight about anything that ticks you off, but sometimes fighting is healthy. Communication is key, without communication your relationship will fail. Whenever there is something left to say, the emotions that come along with it begins to fester which only leads to the outburst of anger or frustration causing you to fight with your partner; to avoid this, just talk about it. I know guys hate sitting down and talking about feelings, but  sometimes it'll be very beneficial if you try at least to talk about things without losing your temper. The more you talk about things, the easier it will be to get over fights and get down to the fun stuff, which doesn't always have to take part in the bedroom; it could happen on the dining room table, on top of the counter, up against your book case, etc. Boys its really not that hard to get your dick wet, all you really have to do is pretend you care, listen for important key points and say I'm sorry at least 5 times in one sentence oh and you have to keep saying that the girl is right.

 It was nuttin I can do about it, like she the boss and shit

Started talkin this divorcin shit

I gave her half my rib, half my crib, half my cake 

Half my car, half my kids. Can't get that 

Tried to swing on the God, had to dip that

Yo, push her on the bed, lift her leg, had to rip that

All she wanted was rough sex, with her slick ass

Had to sit back, smoke a blunt and just look 

With her fine-ass body and a damn good cook

For some reason yo she had me stuck and I had her in my web too

You my queen God bless you